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grease kayak 

an all night session (aka FuckFest), with an overweight women, 2 jars of mayo (or Mayonnaise - Light or regular), and a dirty house slipper.
Mike: what the hell is that smell in your apartment?

Dan: what smell ?

Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?

Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.

Mike: That is very wrong!
grease kayak by Mealoil July 9, 2010
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keep it greasey

To keep it greasey is to do the perform the prep work for anal sex.
"Keep it greasey,
so it'll go down easey"
- zappa
keep it greasey by boheeka July 28, 2005
To fuck. To bang. To have sex with an opposite person
Grease by marcozzz March 4, 2015
Derogatory term for Hispanics or Italians (dependent on where you live).
greaser by thatguy January 19, 2007

Greasemonkey 

Cool extension for firefox. Let's you run user scripts, that modify how a web page acts.
I use Greasemonkey in Youtube, I use a script that runs vids in HD automaticly.
Greasemonkey by TheChosenBoy February 12, 2009

Ball grease

Man it was so hot outside I had ball grease.
Ball grease by Madison20691 May 30, 2006
i just snorted some grease
grease by norb April 18, 2007