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Gordon

A name typically givin to males. Men with this name are statistically more likely to become gay/zoophilic during early puberty.

they usually have a minecraft username containing "UwU", "OwO", or ">~<"

one example of a username would be "doggygordonUwU"
Candice: yo what the fuck, is that gordon over there raping a duck-
Jerkon: *interrupts* oh that? thats totally normal for guys named gordon around that age
by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022
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Gordon Ramsay

by TapCat February 10, 2021
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Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.
My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.
by word_wiz April 13, 2021
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Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
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A Gordon Brown

Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.

Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.
"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."
by jansonyanson January 5, 2021
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Gordon

Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet, they have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most of the time Gordons are mainly Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons and they are the most loyal person ever.
Person 1: Look everybody it's Gordon, the Chad!

Girls: He is so handsome
by HomieMegalodon66 November 22, 2021
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Gordon

He’s very sped an slow he sucks at ball an is a noob at fornite an thinks he’s cool but isn’t an is very ugly
Gordon is ugly
by Hoe ass bitch nigga May 14, 2019
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