by murloc05 March 20, 2019

These are pesky little monsters who try to induce feelings of guilt or self loathing. They normally arrive the morning after a very heavy night out.
"I was so fucked last night - can't remember anything - I'm laying in bed surrounded by guilt goblins and bad news bears"
by MajorTrouble August 27, 2013

An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”
“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”
by AedanRoberts February 7, 2019

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel
by Dat1dude but n0t rea11y him July 15, 2016

by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019

A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.
Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart
looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart
looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
by Wannabatonda zuglooch February 22, 2023

Wacking it
by Bung my boocewhiletakingaduece June 12, 2016
