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glaze her doughnut 

v. during sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal), the guy cums (see: jizz, skeet) on and around the woman's pussy (see: pleasure hole, mysterious cavern of fun, monthly blood puker, HIV dispenser, penis garage)
Dave: Dude, last night i went out with Julie and i totally got to glaze her doughnut.
Jim: Niiice, how was it?
Dave: It was so good, i even gave her sprinkles.
Jim: Was it jelly filled?
Dave: No. Her period's not for a week or two.
Jim: Shit, dude, did you use protection? You're sure she's not ovulating?
Dave: Fuck no, protections for fags.
Jim: Looks like you could have a doughnut hole coming along in 9 months.
glaze her doughnut by a_Mak December 20, 2008
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Strawberry Glaze 

Its when you pop her cherry or make her bleed then cum
Strawberry Glaze by flipking900 February 5, 2008

butt glaze 

juices that are excreted from the anal opening
I just licked up all of her butt glaze.
butt glaze by louhoo200 November 7, 2006
A sports car with racing stripes on the hood used exclusively in many gay porn DVDs. The gayest of all cars.
"What kind of car did you buy?"
"I got a '72 'Vette with racing stripes on the hood."
"You bought a glazer? HAHA. Serves you right."
Glazer by Gin Blozzom March 15, 2009
Gay slang for wanting your partner to ejaculate into your colon.
Oh my God he glazed me last night when I told him not to. I wanted his chunky love man egg white all over my tonsils, not swimming in shit.
glaze by ThomasEmmm November 1, 2010

Glazey Susan

When you Cum on someone's face and use a cake spreader to smooth the cum on their face.
After I came on her face I used my cake spatula to give her a Glazey Susan
Glazey Susan by JussChaos December 19, 2021

Chin Glazer 

One who shoots a load on anothers chin.
The young whore received a serious chin glazing.
Chin Glazer by P Ditty November 2, 2003