ghost poop

Has a few meanings, but i’ll say the most popular one first

1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it

2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears

P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.

P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!

by DangitBob June 1, 2018

ghost poo

A poo excreted in which requires no whiping afterwards, seeming as though it didnt occur in the first place.

A ghost poo usually tends to be hard (no smearing) and thick causing the anal rectum to enlarge and expand wide enough that it doesnt touch the hole, or the cheeks.

Andy thanked higher forces somewhere beyond our world knowing he was lucky that no wiping was required today for his grandfather Ernest. Ernest had a "ghost poo."

by Casbar Gomez January 15, 2004

Ghostbusters 2016

Failure

That new Ghostbusters 2016 film was so much better than the original, and in itself, was so original and hilarious with very well managed comedy and action... Oh wait.

by Yangjo August 11, 2016

give up the ghost

To stop trying to do something because you aren't getting what you want for your efforts

I wanted to get back with my ex but now I'm 'bout to give up the ghost.

by OneHotTamale25 September 25, 2011

ghost text

When you would swear you felt or heard your phone vibrating and think you got a text, but there is actually nothing there.

Spoooooky.....

Yay I got a text!!! Huh? No I didn't...but I heard it. Must've been a ghost text.

by tis just me October 18, 2008

Ghost hunter

A man who is determined in accomplishing the feat of ghost bust see Ghost buster and Ghost Job. This hunter has stalked his prey (the ho he is about to bust) and figured out that she is basically down for anything, i mean anything. see tennesee two step or even the alabama hot pocket and you will know. But anyway..this hunters main goal is to seek out the bitch who is down to geej him out (geej, pronouned geee-jah, which is another word for ghost job) and finally become a ghost buster. but like ALWAYS picture evidence is needed or you will be just be known as that punk ass bitch ass mofo danny phantom see the actual definition..not those wack ones about that channel 47 (if you have normal cable or cox) cartoon.

Ghost Hunter: Ive been following this ghost bitch for about two weeks now. I saw her do the alabama hot pocket so i know that she is widdit, basically im about to bust this ho.

Hunter protege: You think she is down for the job of all jobs?

Ghost Hunter: i can feel it. i even got this polaroid camera to snap a quick shot of the geejacobra and ill post that shit on google. i aint no god damn danny phantom

Hunter protege: damn, youre good.

Ghost Hunter: Fuck yeah, im in the busting business

by Dr. Cock, BakedBoB December 27, 2011

ghost on skis

Someone who is completely and utterly useless; one whose existence is nonsensical or has no point.

Drew: Damn, dude, your mom doesn't do shit around here.
JD: Yeah, she's a real ghost on skis.

by UniqueMoniker January 30, 2009