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Garner

A Garner is a person who acts like a little bitch. As a kid, a Garner can be heard shouting "I'm telling!" at any injustice or breaking of a rule. As an adult, a Garner is still a liltle bitch. They often tattle tale and avoid confrontation with other adults.

A Garner tends to think of themselves as above others and expects the world to cater to them. This, of course, is because they are more intelligent than everyone. A Garner will be the first to tell you how wonderful they are.
"He's a real Garner, ran right to the boss to tattle but didn't talk to me. "
"She's a Garner, you have to do it her way because she thinks she knows everything."
by Uratroll September 23, 2020
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Gannet

An indiscriminate eater. Implies that the eater is a glutton and would eat or consume anything placed in front of them.
"That gannet will eat sushi from the garbage bin behind a gas station..."
by Zed Numar August 29, 2021
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Garrett

All you mother fuckers think Garrett is a good guy but nah bro. He's a broken mess of a dude, who simultaneously sees himself as the next phase of human evolution, but also below the scum of the Earth. He is an outlier in society, school, anywhere. Despite that, this bastard is sexy. Blue eyes, brown eyes, grey eyes, fucking pupil black eyes, he looks great according to others. He is also violently smarter that the rest of his peers. To put it in layman's terms, he is essentially a really weird social experiment.
"Yo who the hell drew Loss on the class board?"
"Oh yeah that was Garrett."
by Slater625 February 15, 2022
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Garrett

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by Garrett has small peen May 5, 2022
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Gannett

Gannett does not exist. They are not real. If you think you’ve met someone with that name, they lied. They aren’t real. You’ve been bested by a superior creature who is otherworldly. Their intelligence is unmatched. Forget you’ve met that person; it’s for your own safety. Be careful around this so called “Gannett”
Thing: “Hi! I’m Gannett”
What you should do: “Liar!”
by Granite The Rapper July 9, 2022
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Dalton: what a dog fucker, that Garret Richard Augustus Phillips
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wynn garrett

An asshole who won't leave you alone. When he does talk to you it's to be mean or piss you off. Don't be a Wynn Garrett.
Don't be such a fucking WYNN GARRETT!!!!
by haters-gonna_hate February 9, 2018
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