A contraction for "fucking uncle" If your uncle was an asshole, or had beaten you, whatever your case may be... he is a funcle.
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A very versatile word. Use it in place of such words as jumping, taking a picture, table, seven, bunny, and/or potato chip.
Man, I'm really funcing pissed off right now. My funcing fell off the funcing and that little fuzzy funcing ran off with 'em.
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When a woman fucks two men that are brothers, gets pregnant, and births the child. Unaware of who the true father is, the two men are both labelled the "funcle." A father uncle.
Brother 1: Amy really wants to have sex with brothers.
Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.
Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.
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Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.
Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.
John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.
Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.
Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.
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