no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 

OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*

A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

i am fuckin pissed 

the process of feeling angry
the result of injury or personal slight
the burning desire to murder your boss/peer/irritant
feeling: hot sensation near cheek, upper neck and lightness within the head followed by faint and despair

i am fuckin pissed already so don't expect me to give you a valid example

i am fuckin pissed by vik420 December 29, 2007

bitch-ass motha fuckin pussy licking whore 

a term you use when you are really mad at someone but can't hit them cause they are related to you.

Ashley: stop sucking david's dick you slut.
Autumn: bitch-ass motha fuckin pussy licking whore, i wish you weren't my sister.

bitch-ass motha fuckin pussy licking whore by rofffllllllll March 24, 2007

i have a fuck in my eye

When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.

Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye

i have a fuck in my eye by KitKat28 October 2, 2012

Carlos Being a whole ass fucking bitch 

“idk maybe like in 20 mins or something like that” its means when my dumbass bitch ass bestfriend goes to sleep mf early and leaves all alone. A bitch.

“AYO Carlos being a whole ass fucking bitch rn”

Carlos Being a whole ass fucking bitch by Galabitch June 19, 2021

fucking mug, because you don't have a 

Why did you search this- seriously??? Why?? Is it because you wanted the dictionary to say "Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."?

Alright, if you are bored, here goes nothing.

get out pls im begging u plsssssss
just get out its completely boring u dont need it

seriously? get out.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn- Okay fine, you can just read everything :(

"Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."

There's nothing left..

You always try to find secrets- Okay now I am serious there is nothing left.

fucking mug, because you don't have a by PignnyeStonk17 February 8, 2022