Friendship Virus

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary, not the pandemic. Connect with the Torontonian on garbagewizard.com
Farren: Hey man! Did the Canadian Police put your personal chats online?
Aayush: I don't know, but I have been called the 'friendship virus' for a long time.

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks. Most of what you have been reading on Urban Dictionary is from my personal chats with a beauty queen. I am a Friendship Virus.
by January 05, 2022
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Intersexual Friendship

Iam "Ok. On another note, I just had a realization about intersexual friendship. Let me know what you think. Ok. So, what I have observed is that there are two ways in which intersexual (platonic) friendship plays out. I haven't come up with terms for them yet so we'll just call them 'Type A' and 'Type B'..."

Hym "Wait, was the 'everybody hates that guy' thing a reference to me!? When I was talking about how women think guys respect other guys who bang a bunch of chicks? Damnit Iam! If you weren't so insecure about being liked and didn't need everyone's goddamn approval all the time..."

Iam "Wha.. I'm sorry! I thought they were making fun of me! I don't like when people bring up embarrassing things! You're the one who lashed out at everyone! I'm in the middle of a thing can I please just finish?"

Hym "Well, now you're going to run out of characters. So no..."

Iam *Groans* "Alright... I'll just restart... But that relates to what I was going to talk about..."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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friendship baby

a baby adopted by two friends who are very close and hug but are not in a sexual relationship. usually two girls or a a girl and a boy
MY SISTER MIFFY AND HER FRIEND LILY ADOPTED A FRIENDSHIP BABY THEY TAKE CARE OF IT TOGHETER
by GRAXXON January 06, 2022
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friendship dick

friendship personified by a cock, what everyone loves
i shoved my friendship dick in my partners loving butt
by grand_dad October 11, 2018
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Friendship Dick

My friendship embodied by the only thing all people love: dicks.
I shoved my friendship dick in his mouth, then it turned into consensual rape.
by grand_dad October 11, 2018
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a phrase used commonly by indian married males to 14 year old girls on omegle. the "friendship" will be ended when he tries to peer pressure you into sending nudes.
"becky i want to make friendship with you"
"arent you married?"
"yes yes but its good"
"???"
by bitchboysaga6969 February 09, 2021
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Friendship Bear

A Bear you buy with friends for no reason at Build a Bear and run it of money.
“Yo we just bought a friendship Bear for no reason but we love him!”
by TheHelpfulChild August 07, 2019
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