Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 September 3, 2013

Bushy rooster

- a rooster in a bush
- a man’s manhood

Phillip has a bushy rooster.

by RoosterLooter December 19, 2022

rooster purse

It is a way to subtly call someone a cock bag in public. Or a way to speak the phrase "cock bag" as if using a rooster and hand bag emoji.

OMG, Bob is such a Rooster Purse!

by jaxombie February 19, 2017

Mechanical Rooster

When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.

John got pegged so hard by that mechanical rooster last night!

by Fagams Hero June 6, 2021

Red Rooster

Fried chicken that a man with a black beard and glasses should eat

Hi my freind deadmanchubz on twitch loves to eat red rooster chicken while gaming and streaming

by CucumberJoe September 10, 2022

Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014