Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

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The Rooster Lord

The Rooster God of Feathers, Humanity, mortal peril and minor inconveniences.

I've been stopped at every redlight today, I should pray to the Rooster Lord for his grace and prosperity.

by Carl the Rooster Gos March 6, 2024

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Toasted Rooster

Comedy label and production company that started off as a YouTube channel founded by comedian Ewan Gotfryd.

Hey man search Toasted Rooster on YouTube, it's funny stuff.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

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Rooster

Someone who is always on the pull

K: Oi you mans who's on the roost?
mates: ......
K: Oi you mans I said who's on the roost!
Mates: K.I.
K: Yes Blud
mates: You rooster

by Guantanamo9 December 2, 2017

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Rooster cock Scott

When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.

That old rooster cock scott is at it again

by The wish master March 22, 2021

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