by Madssawy January 2, 2021
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by Danlod May 22, 2017
Get the flake news mug.A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.
Jordan made plans to go hangout with me. He either never shows up or is super late. Jordan is a flake.
by FlappyJacky May 20, 2023
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After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018
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When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.
by DakotaSlim March 5, 2016
Get the frosted flaking mug.A triggered, insecure, and/or generally stupid conservative. (Compare to "snow flake")
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.
"Oh get your dick out of your mouth, corn flake. We get it, you think you're an 'alpha'."
"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"
"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"
by Pepsilon December 30, 2020
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