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farting jogger

A sexual position where a woman or man lays across a table or bed and is engaged in anal or doggy style sex. The male stands behind the reciever, enters the anus or vagina, and jogs in place for intense stimulation as well as farts for added pleasure.
Hey honey, you want to do the farting jogger position? It's my favorite!
by Pooki January 14, 2008
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farmingdale

A town comprised of many males who aspire to nothing but sports. Even though the entire school is obsessed with sports such as Football and Lacrosse, farmingdalers have something to show for it. No matter how much Massapequa may think they are better than farmingdale in such said sports... they..sadly are NOT. Proven so after Farmingdale took home the LI Championships in football.
No matter how much Massapequa wishes they were better FARMINGDALE WILL ALWAYS KICK ASS IN ALL GAMES AGAINST THEM.
by Jbean July 1, 2005
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fanking

The delightful art of re-contextualizing a product's name by taking a photo of it down near your crotch. Originated from the internet show "The Unicorn Circuit". Examples of it can be found at the Facebook page @FankingDaily
Barry: I was fanking the other day, and my fank got fank of the week!
Cheryl: Good work Barry!
by theblueturd June 19, 2018
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Fanking

Fanking is the art of recontextualising a product by holding it down near your crotch. This can be done by covering part of the word(s) with your thumb or fingers.
Moog: What an excellent example of Fanking!

Marty: What does that say?

Moog: Man(go) Juice!
by adth93 February 27, 2017
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Fanking

Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch.
Fanking in public is fun!
by pinkysnow November 28, 2016
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Farmington

A town where "sessay" lesbians reside.
male + farmington = lonely
female + farmington = rape
by ChingDynasty September 1, 2005
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falking

Short for 'facebook stalking'
"I had to defriend this guy on facebook because he was seriously falking me. Every time I'd update my status or upload a photo he'd post a comment within 5 minutes. Such a creepy experience. Have you been falked before?"
by CharlieB78 October 3, 2009
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