facebook facial

the act of jazzing on someone's facebook profile

i gave her a meat shank and a facebook facial

by b_dk January 4, 2009

SpiderMan Facial

SpiderMan Facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of Spiderman, but what are you actually doing? Giving a facial, right? So essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the SpiderMan Facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. But always remember these two important rules:

1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.

Peter North gave a SpiderMan Facial to Ron Jeremy.

by OriginalStarGirl June 1, 2007

facial mullet

A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.

Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.

by Bo Slone February 2, 2009

fadangle

verb: to fondle with a partner sexually, but only to the point where clothing mostly stays on and orgasm is never achieved.

"dude, did you guys hook up!?"
"I guess bro, we just fadangled..."

by livetodie122 July 1, 2011

online facial

An Online Facial is a virtual cumshot. A guy cums on a girl's printout. Process: A guy must, with permission, select a beautiful or sexy photo and print it out and masturbate and cum on the printed pic. Then he must take a digital picture of the result or even take a video of the event and email or somehow message the girl with this record so that she can also masturbate to it.

my girlfriend is going to be in another state for a while, so i will cyber with her and give her online facials because we are unable to have oral sex and a real cumshot.

by Jake S October 15, 2007

FADIDDLE

same thing as padiddle only pronounced fadiddle in Erie, Pennsylvania by the coolest members of the McDowell Lacrosse Team

person 1: that car only has on headlight lit up, weird
person 2:Fadiddle!,u gotta take something off sry

by cube March 6, 2005

fadangle

Sl. A term used to describe an act of theft; synonymous with "covet," "steal."

"Fingers done fadangle shit, house block down, cuh."

by Ben Hashem October 4, 2003