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elfing

when your shoes,usually made of leather, get old and or wet then dry out and curl up in the front resembling elf shoes.
I think it might be time to buy some new kicks,these old air jordans are elfing on me.
by tard420 April 25, 2010
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Egging

When a girl curls up into an egg shape then planting her face onto ground while a male with penis or female with strap on then either screws the girl in the vegina (thanks to the angle) or analy, like doggie style.

"The Egg Position"
Kelly: "Hey Jess, wanna start Egging?"

Jess: "Sure thing Kelly! kitchen or the living room?"

Kelly: "Either rooms good" (wink)

Kelly: "We can always do the next room tomorrow"

Jess: "Who's cleaning up the mess though?"

Kelly: "Ummmm........Tash will, since, after all, shes our slave"
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Egging

Inserting ones testicles into the anal sphincter during sexual activity or can be used as an attack against rapists, and politicians.
I was egging his dad the other day.
by Jrocbaby January 14, 2015
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Dirty Elaine

The act of forcibly shitting diahorrea over a sexual partner and then mopping it up with pizza and feeding the slices to each other
Fancied something different to the usual domino's menu so I got the Mrs to dirty Elaine the pizza
by Rudey McCuntyballs May 25, 2019
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Egging it on

To persist with an arguement, or some sort of abuse after the initial attack has ended, or after one of the arguers/abusers have stopped.
Person A: Hey jerkface, how are you this morning!?
Person B: Shut the heck up dude
Person A: fine, I'll stop
Person B: Yeah that's right
Person B: If you do it again I'll punch you in the face retard
Person B: Go kill yourself
Person A: Ok, stop, you're just egging it on, and I already said I would stop
Person B: OH! Now I understand, I am an idiot.
by Macon December 9, 2008
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Elaine Barella

One Kick Ass Girl who brings light, laughter, joy, and smiles to everyones day. did I mention she is a badass? :)
Dude, who is that awesome cute girl who is extremely ticklish and you can't help but smile at?" "That's Elaine Barella!" "Really?" "Of Course, who else!
by Stephen Cross October 18, 2010
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Elkinator

One who refuses to properly follow through with predetermined punishment after losing a game or competition
'They wouldn't even jump in the moat? What an elkinator'
'That Suzie is an elkinator and a disgrace to the Menzies name'
by Bobs disciple June 20, 2018
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