"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."
"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.
"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.
by Dedzi June 2, 2023
Get the Starry-eyed waifmug. by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
Get the cross eyed cripplermug. by I_don't_know_what_I'm_doing August 5, 2021
Get the Weird Eyed Mongrelmug. by ooooooof boi January 22, 2023
Get the bung-eyed chloemug. After I seen their One-eyed Flamingo in the yard, it was no surprise that she asked me to shove a traffic cone in her ass while hubby watched!
by YoCaptain June 15, 2023
Get the One-eyed Flamingomug. by DongDonger42069 May 16, 2023
Get the Brown-eyed Sammug. The one-eyed game is a game to play when you are blazed. The concept of the game is to put eye drops in only one eye. When the eye drops kick in and your eye is white if feels cool because one side of you is high and red and the other is white and awake! It almost feels like your chi is off when you finally realize it.. TRY IT OUT ☮
Stoner #1: Here put these Roto eye dops in one eye
Stoner #2: (20 minutes later) Woah it feels so cool!
Stoner #1: Hahahaha you look so funny check out your eyes!
Stoner #2: Hahahaha I'm so glad we played the One-eyed game!
Stoner #2: (20 minutes later) Woah it feels so cool!
Stoner #1: Hahahaha you look so funny check out your eyes!
Stoner #2: Hahahaha I'm so glad we played the One-eyed game!
by Ro.Ro.08 April 30, 2011
Get the One-eyed gamemug.