Dale Earnhardt

THE BEST! EVER!
Dale Earnhardt is the king of NASCAR!
A legend, whether living or dead!
The only driver who comes close to his potential
as a NASCAR driver is his son Dale Jr.!

And to all of you who feel that you have to insult him clearly are doing it because you wish that people would laugh at your definitions and respect you... But wait! No one's laughing but you! Interesting huh? Show respect for the Hero, The Intimidator! Now immortalized because of his tragic death! He has inspired millions! He lives on through all those who wish to continue his legacy, and especially his son, Dale Jr.!

Dale Earnhardt, father, intimidator, driver, friend.

We remember you Dale E.!

by Dale is the best! July 1, 2006

Flat Earther

Anyone so dumb that they believe the entire planet is flat, space and gravity are fake created by the government, and that any argument made against them to prove they are wrong is "Just what school TELLS you." Being a flat earther is a whole new level of stupid, it is impossible with anyone to make a valid argument against them without them saying "Well gravity doesn't make sense to me so it's fake." Flat earthers are also usually liberal femenists who happen to be gay or transgender (or some other gender, such as elephant) because that's a thing now.

Person 1:"Oh look, a flat earther convention!"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"

by CatEarthFTW June 1, 2018

earth day

The one day every year that knowing how to play hackey sack can get you laid.

Lets play hackey sack on earth day it gets the ladies.

by Jizzy J May 3, 2006

earshot

One of the best underground rock bands ever.

Earshot has relseased two albums. The first is called :"Letting Go". The second is named "Two"

by blu_iz_mi_color August 4, 2006

The earth is flat

No its not

Timmy: The earth is flat
Jimmy: Its a sphere u smartass

by tecopux November 8, 2021

earth muffin

hippie/enviro/tree-hugger girls, especially the cute ones, and with a good connotation.

I'm gonna head down to the Green Festival and try to pick me up an earth muffin.

by Mark Zim January 2, 2009

Bullshit Earplugs

- noun
Soft, pliable material inserted into ones ears to protect them from the harmful rays of UV bullshit.

Jack: Hey, Johnny, did you know that-
Johnny: O shit, better put on my bullshit earplugs *puts them on*
Jack: *Incoherent gibberish*
Johnny: Sorry, could you repeat that, without the bullshit?

by ImmaBBoreDDude July 13, 2010