ditch weed

shitty weed. Also know as prarie weed. Any weed that does not come from bc.

Ever since I moved to edmonton all I could find was ditch weed.

by Nicholi Kornachefsky December 28, 2005

Ditcher

A hairy rodent-like girl with fungus on her chin that likes setting up meetings with a nice guy, only to stand him up over and over again. She is conceited and only cares of what the "cool" kids think of her.

Zahra Alburqat --the ditcher-- saw Ali sitting on the bus in the same seat she told him to meet her at, when Zahra noticed he was sitting across from the "cool" kids, she ignored Ali's polite "hello" and walked passed him as if no one was talking to her and sat on some cool kid's lap and starting to suck on his fungus infected ear since the only seat left was next to Ali and he had clean ears.

by xp_neo_xp April 15, 2009

ditchy pants

A friend or aquaintance that constantly {flakes} out or lies about having a prior engagement, just so they can go have sex in a hot tub.

UGH! Jason is such a ditchy pants, I know he had sex with his step sister instead of hanging out with us!!!

by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006

Bitch in a ditch

a girl who is drunk and passed out on the floor who has had a bad night before hand.

*girl passes out*
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.

by coolkid1178 August 27, 2012

ditchpig

An overweight, obnoxious chick. It could be a dude too, if he looks like a chick. The ones you just want to ditch.

Ditchpig: "Omg, as if you didn't invite me to the party!!"
Popular Girl: "It's not my fault you're a ditchpig. Fugly ho."

by crunkcakes May 3, 2010

ditch digging

the act of motorboating big ass cheeks after she took a shit without wiping.

I sure would like to go ditch digging in that fat black ass.

by bser2000 January 8, 2012

ditchy

Low-grade, less than stellar, shitty, crappy, rundown.
(Orig. ditch weed)

Nate tooked like a tool showing up at prom with his ditch 1992 Lexus with rust spots.
Even with the new paint job, the house on the corner still looks ditchy with the broken screen door.

by Lisa N September 12, 2005