Duchebag

Douchebag-What your friends are when they need sleep. Most Duchebag's act like they are the shit and love to interupt conversations and add their own opinion to it

Greg- hey Jim how are you today
Jim- Great how are you

Duchebag- You 2 are faggets

by Jacobv92 September 13, 2009

duche

Someone who does stupid shit to make them self hated and despised by the people around them. Consequentially this may be a fat person named Garret.

"that fat shit Garret is a duche"

by Ranger rotc November 18, 2007

dench

a blending of the word 'hench' and 'dark' used by a popular footballing icon. it refers to someone who is well built and this can also include the penis. for example 'my penis is well dench'. however it can also be used an adjective. it is generally a word used by male teenagers who are insecure and twattish.

'dench'

by joshco95 November 12, 2013

duche tits

Someone who is undoubtedly a total duche bag and on top of that constantly wines and bitches like a little girl with sand in her vagina.

Duche Tits: A beer bellied political science major who's idea of a good time involves a few rounds of Halo followed by a good wanking to some barnyard porn. This individual typically lives in a dark smelly apartment and rarely sees the light of day. Most people despise this individual because he/she never has anything positive or interesting to say and is typically nausiating to even look at.

by Matt McMielke December 22, 2007

donche

To shove ones fingers up a friend's rectum whilst yelling DONCHE! commonly used in college dorms and frat houses. Suitable for men and women as long as not in a relationship together. Recommended for close friends only.

Bro#1 cooking himself dinner in kitchen, (hears door open and close)

Bro#1: "who is it?"
Bro#2: "DONCHE!" as he shoves pointer and middle finger up friends butt aiming for rectum.

Bro#1: "Ah shit you got me agian"
Bro#2: "DUDE you got my fingers wet!!!

Bro#1: "sorry bro" continues cooking

by elk ridge bros + LLC E 303 June 28, 2010

Dench

Slang for hench. Someone who is ripped as FUCK

Tom thinks he is Dench but his body is a shambles

by Swolemate July 29, 2016

duchbaggery

In calling someone a duchbag u can in turn scream out what duchbaggery in effort to sound more intelligent.
This word only exists in Albert Campbell but feel free to use it!
Its not better then duchbag but its worse:P
aka a replacement for bull shit

Joe:"You smell nice"
Bob:"what DUCHBAGGERY I havent showered in two weeks!"

by Bob the turtle January 22, 2008