thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015

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Dumb Cunt

If you get called a Dumb Cunt just go fuck ya self

mate your a fucking dumb cunt

by Nick Redboy November 19, 2016

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Dumb Chicken

Instead of male masturbation using a hand, one uses the inside of the elbow to masturbate. Jerking the penis with the inside of the elbow, making a motion akin to a chicken flapping its wings.

Mark: Hey Steve, did you jack off last night?
Steve: Yeah, I did the dumb chicken. Felt like a real vagina!
Mark: Steve, you're a virgin.

by Bananaphone915 February 26, 2019

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A fat dumb gay sweaty person that tries to hide their weight even though you can see it and they are extremely insecure, even if they aren’t that fat. Usually a huge duch bag angus always bitching about every thing and always screams, often confused with autism and assburgers

That dumb fat? He’s the one that snitched in me for having weed

by DaAt WaAy June 12, 2018

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Clueless and dumb

Any supporter of Donald Trump

“Trump supporter: Obama had a big part in 9/11... not being around, always on vacation, never in the office

Reporter: why do you think Obama wasn’t in the Oval Office on 9/11?

Trump supporter: That I don’t know, I’d like to get to the bottom of that”

Narration: Trump supporters are actually and obviously clueless and dumb

by Bitter Truth July 6, 2019

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