dry madison

When you wipe off the communal bottle of alcohol at a party before taking a drink from it.

I passed her the bottle and she gave it a dry Madison like a prissy little bitch.

by Bozzbae June 10, 2020

Dry Slappy

A soft tap on the ass. A friendly greeting, among peers. It should be reciprocated, or the slapee should thank the slapper graciously. If it's a hard hit, it becomes a wet slappy.

Thanks for that dry slappy Jackson.

by EPCROCKER May 30, 2016

Dry Shooting

When a young boy who hasn't gone through puberty tries to rub one out but there's nothing there.

"Jimmy why are you so tired?"
"I was up all night dry shooting"

by Trashythrashqueen June 27, 2016

Dry Bummed

A term for anal sex without lubrication. The term is commonly used to express a painful experience - such as a scalding telling off from your boss.

I had better finish this work to a high standard or I will get dry bummed

by Ali October 24, 2004

dry slap

a saying to a person u have a disagreement with who you believe offers little threat to yourself.

"yer gonna get a dry slap u little tosser"

by sheiky September 23, 2005

high and dry

1) A state in which one is left when a partner causes him/her to become sexually excited, but does not allow the person to reach orgasm.

2) What one is when he/she smokes a significant amount of marijuana but does not drink alcoholic beverages.

1)
After Jenna stormed out of the apartment yelling and screaming, the sheepdog knew that Luke had been left high and dry again and he'd probably end up with a sore ass in the morning once again.

2)
Cop: "So...you were swerving all over the road. How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Pat: "Nothing, sir. It's just hard to hold the wheel while you're lighting your bowl. I don't drink. I'm high and dry."
Cop: "And you're about to be high and LOCKED THE FUCK UP! Let's go, buddy."
Brian: "Pat, you fucking idiot."

by Nick D August 13, 2004

Dry Bob

Sex without ejaculation

you're gettin some and the girl's parents walk in and you have to pull out before you jizz, thus the dry bob.

by bufkin March 11, 2007