The Doom Bass is an urban myth of sorts. For a lack of first hand experience here is a shortened version of the myth:
One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.
It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.
The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."
Thus the Doom Bass Was born
One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.
It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.
The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."
Thus the Doom Bass Was born
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Suddenly remembering a task or event you've forgotten about. Examples: leaving something in the oven too long, missing a friend's birthday, not returning a time-sensitive phone call or text.
A: "Oh shit! Doom dart!"
B: "What's wrong?"
A: "I forgot to pick up my dad's meds from the pharmacy. I gotta go."
B: "What's wrong?"
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Definition- A combination of heavy rhythmic riffs and psychedelic sound to create a musical feeling of doom or dread such as one might hear in songs by bands like Stone Lotus, The Flight Of Sleipnir, Windhand, or Orchid.
Not to be confused with Doomtastic which means Epic Doom.
(Doom-Ah-Phonic)
Definition- A combination of heavy rhythmic riffs and psychedelic sound to create a musical feeling of doom or dread such as one might hear in songs by bands like Stone Lotus, The Flight Of Sleipnir, Windhand, or Orchid.
Not to be confused with Doomtastic which means Epic Doom.
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Typically this person’s name is Greg.
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