wreck your dirtbike

The act of getting fecal matter on your penis during anal sex.

Hey, be sure to use a condom when you PIITB, you don't want to wreck your dirtbike !

I went bare backing last night and wrecked my dirtbike

by IComeFromTheLandDownUnder April 20, 2014

confused brown dirt star

Hillary clinton

She is a bitchsquealer and a confused brown dirt star

by Dinosaureggs July 25, 2015

put on dirt

When your team gets rekt, or you rek someone.

Dude, we got put on dirt.

I know man, they whupped us good.

by MN_Maverick April 10, 2016

beat the dirt off someone

To beat the dirt off someone is basically to beat someone up who has poor hygienic habits.

I'm going to beat the dirt off someone if I find out who stole my burger.

by [e-mail] January 16, 2017

Squirt’n Dirt

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.

I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

by professional gangster October 21, 2020

Dr. Dirt Nap

The Man is none other than the gangster version of the Grim Reaper. One tap on the shoulder from this mother trucker and you're done son.

Dr. dirt nap visited my dog petey last night. I really miss my niijaaa

by PlasticSheep October 22, 2018