Dial a Joe

A ametuer male prositute that cant get laid any other way. Mostly sleep with one women with missing body parts and extra orifices. FOR LADIES ONLY.

Heather Mills was in dire need of a lay, so she had to Dial a Joe.

by masterchef1928 July 16, 2010

Damalas

A nasty woman disowned by her family

Don’t be a Damalas or you will be all alone.

by Geek island Hopper September 26, 2020

Dialectics

1. when there is two of something

2. when there is two of something

1. dialectics is when there is two of something

2. dialectics is when there is two of something

by queephlosion August 24, 2021

war dialing

War dialing is scanning a range of telephones (ex. 555-555-xxxx) to find all sorts of stuff, like fax machines, carriers, and BBSes (remember this was a loooong time ago)!

Joe: Hey, I was war dialing our area code and found a hacking BBS!

Bob: Sweet! What's the number?

by Phreaking_is_not_dead May 19, 2009

Face Dialing

When you are on a touch screen phone and your face dials someone while you're talking to someone else.

I hate face dialing! When I was on the phone my f*&king phone face dialed my mom and she heard me having phone sex with Tom!

by LocalBiz June 7, 2010

Child Dialed

Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.

Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*

30 minutes later..

Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.

by Wicked Beard Man August 3, 2010

Dick dial

The act of while driving, you put your phone on the seat in between your leg and your member calls one of your contacts.

"Hey man you called, what's up?" "Oh my bad, I must've Dick Dialed you again "

by HOOKER328 May 24, 2016