Ding Dong Blitz 

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!

" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "

Ding Dong Blitz by Blitztastic April 29, 2010

ding-a-ling bling

The act of bedazzling the male genital region with crystals and bling.

Honey, what do you think of my ding-a-ling bling?
It's sooo cute!
Just trying to make it prettier for you!

ding-a-ling bling by Nat88 March 19, 2012

Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.

He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"

Ding Dong Where's the Bong by pseudonymous bosh March 12, 2015

ding dong diggiriggidong 

Silly words that can mean anything.

ding dong diggiriggidong-things i like to say when i'm dancing, ding dong diggiriggidong silly words that can mean anything.

ding dong diggiriggidong by [slurps furiously] June 14, 2016

ding a ling 

a code word for a dick

my ding a ling
dude your ding a ling was feeling hard after i fucked yo sister last night

ding a ling by ding a ling your mom May 13, 2016

ding bird 

Some one who is slow as fuck

Akira is a ding bird

ding bird by Gootell April 6, 2017

ding-dong-ditch 

Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them

Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news

ding-dong-ditch by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017