man the poop deck

After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.

Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"

by Kinkybastard5 May 29, 2010

UPPER DECK

takin the top off a toilet tank and shitting in it and placing the top back on the tank and walking away

i went to my friends house and used his bathroom and gave him an upper deck

by DAVE AND CLARK May 8, 2008

black and decker

When you get slapped in the face by a black penis and get called a "good little whore".

I got black and deckered by that guy last night!

by foxylesley September 19, 2006

Deckered

Waking up in your own bed not knowing how you got there

Bro I have no idea how I made it back last night, I was so deckered

by LaxKing45 April 6, 2011

Black n Decker pecker

Term used to describe the act of a one with braces to give a pickle wash to an unlucky guy. Sometimes painful because of the massive ammount of hardware coming in contact with the peener

Every since your mom got braces Ive had a black n decker pecker.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

deck

cool, cutting edge, hip, or fresh.

for more on this and other hipster slang, check out the hipster handbook

did you see? john grew some deck chops.

by kevin ska May 22, 2003

Triple Decker

Similar to the Upper Decker only instead of deucing only in the upper tank of the toilet, you shit in the upper tank, the actual toilet bowl and on the floor directly in front of the can leaving a saucy trail of beef stew for the victim.

The preferred standard for performing the Triple Decker is to eat 400 EXTRA spicy buffalo wings, Indian food and White Castle and/or Taco Bell prior to shatting everrrrrywhere.

Josh: Kevin from work throws the worst goddamn parties

Alex: Ya man, I'm gonna go Triple Decker the shit out of his bathroom.

Josh: Pun intended?

Alex: No - seriously

by JManNYC2010 December 21, 2010