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Due Date Theory

A theory that states that the term "due date" was meant to be "do date"; you do your work on that day. The definition was simply diluted over the years.

No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean
"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."
by Fokking Seinþroska January 25, 2023
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Doing Dates

Candice is still doing dates to make extra money on the side.
by DoingDates.com August 20, 2023
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blind drunk date

Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like
Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date
by arneh April 12, 2012
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Break up Date

the last time two persons in relationship went for an outing together before breaking up with each other. a couple, lovers.
Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.
by Goti B May 11, 2015
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catch a date

by Thatdoll August 25, 2016
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Reid’s Dream Date

General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
by Joe Is The Name December 15, 2019
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Roblox online dater

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roblox online daters.
these people are mostly like 7-15 they would also play games like meepcity also online dating is dangerous VERY. dangerous these people would play a lot of condo games and when ever their “favorite” game gets deleted they are mostly likely to cry thus rage cause they wanted to fuck a pixel forever oh yeah when I was very young when this happened like in 2015 i think? Maybe 2016 idk. apparently I was playing this game it was like a roleplay game and this weird girl would follow me everywhere, anyway if you see a Oder and the girl says “I’m 13” and the guys says his real age annoy him if he lies his age and says his age is 14 get him in a discord call if he’s actually 14 trash talk him and shit if he mutes then he’s about 43 years old and if he declined the call make him leave. if you can’t get him to leave try to tell another robloxians to annoy him with you or you’re friends anyway thats it I’m out of ideas bye hope you hated my shit thing byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by OWP2 September 8, 2021
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