Dozy Dan

When you masturbate to ejaculation, then fall asleep covered in your own cum
Guy 1: "Dude what the fuck why are you covered in cum?"
Guy 2: "Must've pulled a Dozy Dan"
by SJS214 May 10, 2014
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The Dan Band

The Dan Band is best well known as the wedding band from the movie Old School, in which they performed a profane arrangement of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (they also performed the song "Lady"), and as the Bat Mitzvah band performing a sultry, seductive, and maybe pedophilic version of George Benson’s “I feel like making love” in the movie Starsky & Hutch.

The lead singer of the band is Dan Finnerty and he is originally from Bath, New York.

The band’s first LP was released in April, 2005 on Side One Dummy Records and is a live recording of one of their many sold out shows.
The Dan Band constantly tours the country and you should see them live, join their mailing list, and check out their website.
by Stu Rabin June 10, 2005
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Nigga Dan

Nigga Dan or NIGGER DAN ... it’s specifically a retarded human being that just simply doesn’t know shit . So we call them Nigga Dan ... #NIGGADAN spread the word boys and girls
Oooooh NIGGA DAN!!! Looking extra nigga today.

You are one sexy Nigger Dan!
by Lil Beanerr March 30, 2019
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rusty dan

When you shove your dick into someone's eye socket then you put their finger inside your dick until it splits open. After that you get a fork and scrape the insides and feed it to them. It looks like rust.
Last night that guy at the bar gave me a rusty dan in the bathroom. After, we both had to go to the doctor.
by Hugh Jass Cock November 26, 2014
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thunder dan

To slap someone with your flacid penis
"My grandma was being really uncooprative, so I gave her the thunder dan"
by Tom Cannon March 16, 2008
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Dan Bilzerian

A guy who failed out of BUD/S several times because he’s a pussy and then paid a million dollars to pretend to be a SEAL for 30 seconds in a movie.
“Hey who was that one douchey guy who only had like two lines in Lone Survivor?”

“Oh you mean Dan Bilzerian, that guy is a tool.”
by Kai_Do February 10, 2018
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dan conn

When someone is an asshole with a smug attitude for no reason but to conpensate for his small dick
Dude that guy at the party last night was being such a dan conn!
by Captain Quee January 29, 2012
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