Crispy on the Inside

When a white cracker boy understands the nigglet slang.

Yo that craka be talking like a nigga.
Yea bro hes "Crispy on the inside"

by TheAssEater2000 May 17, 2016

Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum

"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."

by Friccthisshenanigan May 3, 2018

Crispy

To keep a conversation, phone call, or meeting direct and to the point, minus all small talk and formalities.

"Hey, do you have 5 min for a crispy call to discuss the project?"

by iTomHD February 15, 2018

Ice Crispies

Ice Crispies is a type of food that consists of ice and water in a bowl. This meal is usually eaten after the second week after getting paid from a job.

friend: What did you eat today?
you: Oh just Ice Crispies.

by DJ Creepaz January 23, 2017

Soggy and Crispy

Literally anything (but mostly food) that have a soggy but still a crispy texture to it.

“It’s soggy but still crispy you know” “Soggy and Crispy”

by legendarysagemain October 20, 2021

Crispy End

A female friend who is most likely to partake in sexual acts with an elderly male.

“Sandra, such a gold digger, she loves her crispy ends!”

by Robynbanks September 9, 2021