Christ crispy treats 

rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)

A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.

Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen!

You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.

Christ crispy treats by Narutard Worshipper August 28, 2008

Rice Crispy Treat 

When a gentleman dips his skin flute into a jar of Fluff, followed by a box of Rice Crispies and then into his partner.

Things got real sticky last night when I gave Tiffany my Rice Crispy Treat.

Rice Crispy Treat by The Real Chas February 18, 2017

Netflix and Crispy 

Spending the greater part of a Sunday afternoon re-watching a show on Netflix whilst constantly eating Safeway Discount Brand Rice Crispies.

Person 1: You want to come hang out
Person 2: Nah man, Netflix and Crispy

Netflix and Crispy by JackSpack October 12, 2015

Jesus crispy 

1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.

2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.

1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.

2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!

Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.

Jesus crispy by Nick Lance November 21, 2006

jesus crispy 

1) n. a religious automaton
2) n. a dogma spewing host of one of any potent viral meme complexes, for example, organized religion, political affiliation, or scientific paradigm.

John Ashcroft was annoitied with Crisco oil after he was appointed Attorney General. Dear God, now we have a Jesus crispy setting public policy. "Let the Eagle Soar" and the end come soon.

jesus crispy by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

Keepin it crispy 

N.Used to describe a person who refuses to be bogged down by the mundane normalcy of life and lives on the cutting edge.

"Hey, I'm just keepin it crispy". Opposed to lame parties where people sit and eat burgers, Alex lived by the philosophy of keepin it crispy, his parties were off the hook. Pushing computers and portable media devices technologically, both Apple and Microsoft are keepin it crispy.

One who is keepin it crispy can also be described as; A leader, A friend who pulls those who are close to them out of ruts and makes them live life, A user of new and upcoming technology, A person with interest in new media including movies, tv and music, A person who stands out from the crowd by their own actions, One who is the party starter

Keepin it crispy by billster_ny March 14, 2010

extra crispy little mitch 

The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.

Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.

extra crispy little mitch by publius2011 April 24, 2017