coon-poo

Verb - the instant and mega release of one's bowels after seeing something as frightening as a 50 pound raccoon barreling down the street towards you.

Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.
"I was so scared when you grabbed me from behind, I thought I was going to coon-poo!"
by 6-Street July 06, 2006
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Coon slap

by Sven June 13, 2003
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Coon Shit

Man that is one stinky coon shit.
by materbator101 January 07, 2008
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rice coon

Racist term for darker skinned Asiatic people, in particular Timorese, Malaysian, Filipino and Indonesians.
A lot of rice coons came over here in leaky fishing boats.
by anonimouse November 12, 2006
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moon coon

a nigger on the moon.. therefore coon + moon = Moon Coon...
what do you call niggers on the moon?

a moon coon
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coon brella

a raccoon umbrella, used to defend yourself from raccoons
Girl: Holy crap, there are 'coons outside the car!
Boy: Did you bring your coon brella??
Girl: Ok, I got it, lets use it when we exit.
by zazu :) January 31, 2007
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Coon tunes

adj and or noun;
1) genre of music with a loud, ratchet sound that blatantly disrespects the true essence of hip hop.

2) often mistaken for rap or hip hop, coon tunes allow the listener to escape into a parallel universe where sounds such as "pow" and "uh" are mistaken for real terms.

3) genre of music depicted by those who indulge in FOOLERY.
Words such as: ratchet, energetic,infamous and feel good all can describe such tunes.

4) music with no real meaning, coon tunes make you feel a certain type of way. Sheer joy comes from such.
I listen to coon tunes when I work out 'cause it gets me going.
by The Coon Tunes President February 28, 2011
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