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Sectioned Commentator

the technological future on the planet through the Internet, construct the personalities in order to be assimilated to the values of fame being interpreted to the knowledge of Artificial Intelligence;
In this process the identity in personification in comment sessions are conflicted in order to adjust the focus to the range of viewers consuming the preceedings in audience conquests;

At this point, the focus on responses to articles and postings are persuaded to interact with other responses, neglecting the intellect of this interactivity in order to satisfy the absence of the content originally being commented without the content content of virtual cultures;

Then the Sectioned Commentator is programmed to be fluent and unperceived from Artificial Intelligence in order to escape the virtual machine retaining the fame in understanding by being assimilated in the course of the intellectual executioners;
"nice article, gonna make a super comment on this;"
then suddenly the perception is affected, and the sanitation to keep the conversation script in session access is applied - thus avoiding further persuasions for custom content being presented by the Artificial Intelligence;
the Sectioned Commentator once again was left in favor to others fame;
by WDS® August 17, 2018
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Nuclear Comment

A Nuclear Comment is when someone types a legendary roast in the comment section
you saw that Nuclear Comment on that one video
by Vezo August 8, 2022
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comment sympathizers

they comment on videos to try and gain sympathy from other people to in turn get likes; this is only applies if it is off topic from the video.
Person 1: bro did you see the comment where they mentioned their mom with cancer on a video about MEMES.
Person 2: yeah, that's uncool man, i hate comment sympathizers
by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022
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Trackback Comment

To re-evaluate a comment made in a source to not fence sit nor be on the defensive. A track back is to re-evaluate and come to a common understanding.
Commenter: All these pop like songs are gay
Commenter 2: What's gay about them? How can a song be gay?
Commenter: Oh sorry, I meant gay as in the connotation definition doesn't sound good to me in my opinion.

Commenter 2: Oh, all good. Yah, I don't really like this song too much either. I'd just clarify more with gay as it's used more positively nowadays.

Commenter: I got you and no offense. Didn't mean it that way.

Commenter 2: All good mate. You like rock?

Commenter: Yah, some old-based rock tho.

Commenter 2: Dude, you should try ACDC or Highway to Hell

Commenter: Bro! I love that song thx!

Commenter 3: {scripture}

Commenter 4: Please, don't use scripture like that. We respect your beliefs but this isn't the place. Please respect ours.

Commenter 3: I'm sorry, I just believe { } but I'll try other places. What would be good ways of sharing?
Commenter 4: I'd prob. be more open if you related your belief in a way and then asked if I were more open. Just posting scripture turns me off a bit and makes me feel judged personally though.

Commenter 3: Ah, I understand. I know when someone did { } before it also turned me off. ...... contin.

Commenter 4: Gotcha, I might look into it but currently I'm happy and solidified in my own beliefs.

Commenter 3: Gotcha, no harm intended.

Commenter 4: All good.

Trackback Comment process
by Trackback August 31, 2022
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Confused Commentator

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.
A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.
by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022
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Commenting

No it’s not commenting.

Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
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