Coma Dump

A epic dump so powerful it induces a mind -erasing nap post dump.

Best friend: what the hell happened to you?

Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.

Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.

by Bald but knowledgeable March 24, 2025

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Coma Cone

The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.

I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.

by Coma Cone August 8, 2024

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Mozen Con La "U" Es La Coma

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

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My Genitals Are Fraud And Fräulein <Fraulein> Mozen Mouzen <coma`~`comma>

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

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Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.

Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"

by LaQuandreOctaviousJednoquareel May 18, 2025

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