Jesus Cold

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

balls cold

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.

Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.

by O Purehitta April 21, 2011

cold-copy

From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:

what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck

"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."

"Bummer what now?"

"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."

by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012

cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid

I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!

by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022

Cold Played

To get yourself into something you can’t get out.

“They said buddy who stay down the street got caught trying to break in the store”, “Damn, he cold played.

by Major Montana May 23, 2021

Cold Sensation

When a woman finds an ice block has been placed in her vagina.

"Dude did you just see Serena's face?"
"Yeah it looked like she was having a cold sensation!"

by Porridge217 April 15, 2012

Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.

Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.

by Lane Masters August 14, 2016