clomentional

A word I made up. It means whatever the hell I want it to mean at the moment I use it.

-Redhermit, 2020

"Hmm, Tony isnt being very clomentional today is he?"

Or

"That car is non-clomentional"

Again, It means whatever I say it means.

by Redhermit October 17, 2020

Closbian

A lesbian who has not yet declared her sexuality publically.

Bridget is such a closbian... when is she going to admit she is into Tabitha?

by Erin McHall April 24, 2009

clopening

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.

Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.

by gobbledygook May 17, 2008

baker clone

A specific style that some skaters dress. It is defined by skin tight *girls* jeans (preferably black and the tighter the better), jet black hair, a skin tight shirt, leather jacket, and button pins or thin metal pins in the jacket and or pants. This style most likely is accompanied by a baker skateboard and emerica shoes.

Listening to emo optional.

"Wow did you see how tight his pants are?"

"Yea they're 9 year old girls pants he picked up at a thrift store."

"What a baker clone."

by blab October 27, 2005

Closeted Republican

A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.

He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

closet metalhead

A person who thoroughly enjoys metal, rock, alternative or other headbanging music but doesn't express it or know it yet.

Alyssa loved rock n roll but kept it a secret for fear of what her parents or friends may think. She was a closet metalhead.

Pop music became repetative and annoying after a while, so Don turned to classic rock and found that he loved it. He was a closet metalhead all along.

by AngieInRealLife August 3, 2012

closet fetishist

A person who does not speak openly or tell others he or she has a fetish, typically sexual.

I am a closet fetishist of feet.

by Closet Fetishist December 23, 2014