clemixkun

clemixkun is such a proffesionell dotoplayer.
not even dondo can deal with him. He invented the fountain hook.

Who's dondo ? Clemixkun rules

by Parcourdude21 March 31, 2017

clementits

A large set of nice tits that bounce around like clementines.

Damn girl you got some clementits

by Bablahhhh August 19, 2017

Clemontsexual

A sexuality identification for people who are attracted to the best boiyo in the Pokémon anime.

Person 1: Bro who is this guy plastered all over you room, you dumb nigger.
Person 2: Bro, it’s Clemont from Pokémon. I love him so much, I think I’m Clemontsexual.

by SadAsshole February 10, 2018

Clemens

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.

"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."

by Nox:tune March 16, 2018

Clementact

A portmantau named for Clememtine Ford to describe the tactless, usually foul mouthed, belittling response angry feminazis shout from behind safety of their own keyboards when presented with an opinion that differs from their own.

Person: "l'm transsexual and I know a lot of nice men who've not been selfish. Wake up."

Clementine Ford: "OH FUCK OFF......"

Person: "Spoken with true clementact."

by Without a shirt December 11, 2018

Clementine

When the grapefruit is too big for the male erection.

Girl 1: Did you grapefruit him?
Girl 2: Nah. His dick was too fucking small.

Girl 1: Soooo you used a clementine?

by Rhonda3000 January 23, 2019

Clemo’d

To purchase shots (tequila) for a group of friends while drinking a water shot for yourself.

We will order a round of water shots for ourselves and we would like to Clemo’d the group sitting behind us.

by PonchowithaK February 23, 2019