jon crapper

the guy that invented the toilet

i got to go to the jon to take a crap

by bo ho May 7, 2004

Turd Clippers

Nice, round buttocks that require a second look...

"Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"

by Budaploud July 8, 2009

Clapped out

Broken down

Person:*sees a blown up car or some shit
Person: yo that’s clapped out

by Dr.peepeeMD December 1, 2020

capper

NEALA GRACE KELLEY

DAMN YOU SEE NEALA’S TIK TOK. SHE A REAL CAPPER

by rapist4life March 21, 2020

clamper

A derogatory word for a woman's vagina.

She's fine! I'd like to chuck it in her clamper, if you know what I mean.

by EyeDefy March 24, 2005

Clapperclaw

An extremely sensual, albeit complicated sexual position. Those who master this are the official kings/queens of sex.

To perform the Clapperclaw, you must:

1. Begin in a basic scissor position, with each person facing upwards (this still works with men and women, a man just should penetrate his partner from this position.)

2. Slowly, each person arches their back at the same speed, lifting the scissor connection into the air

3. Lock your legs up to the knee and allow the calf to dangle.

4. The Clapperclaw has been performed.

Kevin: Yo dude, last night I totally clapperclawed a drunk chick I met

Chris: Wow man, I'm impressed.

Kevin: Yea, you should be. I then proceeded to perform the raging jot on her.

Chris: Unbelievable

by kMurg November 22, 2010

chappers

when someones surname is chapman. chappers also related to a small short girl, but makes up for it by having a nice bum.

"hey did you see chappers over there?"

"yeah what a lovely bum"

by danny blanford February 21, 2009