Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.

Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.

by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018

Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption

“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “

by Cheezncats April 10, 2022

Chip neck

When you go t't chippy and get xl chips and gravy and cram too many in ur gob and don't chew them the webmd pro chewer designated amount of chews and just decide to swallow them like a pelican and they get stuck in your neck and slip down dead slow but you can still breathe... Chip neck

"oi Tom recon you could get me a swig of ur fosters I've got a proper chip neck right now"

by Blucherie January 15, 2021

Pita chip

A "woke" cracker. A white person flavored by performative anti-racism.

This white dude added '#BLM' to his Tinder profile like it means something about him. What a pita chip.

by stomps May 26, 2021

Chip Chest

Classic british word for when you eat too many fries (chips) and you get heartburn/a dry throat

Jane Doe scoffed down her dinner too quick and got chip chest

by sexylen66 November 26, 2021

boosie chips

YO OCKYYYY can i get a bacon egg & cheese wit da BOOSIE chips

i looove BOOSIE chips

by maajinsfan87 June 6, 2022

Chip Hunn

a super awesomely cool person, who suggests ridiculous words on urban dictionary

chip hunn, what word should i define on urban dictionary, everything seems to be taken, like scunt, i thought I invented that word

by poopmodule May 8, 2009