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chinese characters

Characters that are extremely hard to remember, especially if they're your second language. I am chinese too.
person #1: Did you remember 1500 chinese characters yet?
person #2: Nope, I haven't even remembered 15! It's been 5 hours! Holy crap!
by Lady True March 13, 2010
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Chinese Contacts

when you bust a fat nut in a girls eye so she squints for a several days like a chinese person
Does Sam have an eye infection?" "Nah she's just wearing her chinese contacts... again
by Ice Kingz January 5, 2011
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chinese deathtrap

when you have an elderly woman sit on your face naked so that they arose you.
i heard my grandma gives chinese deathtraps for $20 a sitting

perfect day for a chinese deathtrap!
by Mr.Henke FTW11 January 28, 2011
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Chinese Checkers

Taking a snap chat of someone giving you fellatio while driving. Comparing the level of difficulty of Chinese Checkers with the act and taking into account the small size of the penis involved.
We played Chinese Checkers on the way home last night... I almost hit the ditch!
by Marky N December 23, 2014
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Chinese random

A person of Chinese descent, who happens to be in a situation, although is not an essential part of it. Their presence isn't part of "the plan". The term is frequently used by university students, to describe their housemate constitution.
Possibly considered offensive.
Sarah: Who are you living with this year?
Sean: A guy called Rich who I lived with last year, Jesse, off our course and a chinese random...
by NapalmStxToKids July 16, 2008
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chinese wonderboy

A young pubecent chinese boy, having homo-erotic tendencys. Often known for being a peeping tom and enjoying hentai pornography. Short with a little tummy fat is the general description. Loves to go by the name of gweilo.
After Howart finshed straightening his hair in his light blue bathrobe, he put on his purple sweater and yellow socks. That is when his friends realized he was a chinese wonderboy.
by John Fragard February 17, 2008
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Chinese Noodle

noun
a type of noodle which has the characteristic of both originating from, and being exclusive to, the chinese ethnicity. This noodle possesses many characteristics distinct from noodles of other ethnicities. The most notable distinction and odd feature of this noodle is that it is the only noodle in the world that doesnt exceed 2 inches in length, making it the tiniest noodle in the world. This is a characteristic that made many believe that it was a joke to even expose these noodles to anyone, causing these noodles to be ridiculed by the masses.

Individuals from other ethnic backgrounds refuse to sample these noodles due to the unsatisfying size. Woman, in particular, reject men with these noodles constantly due to its lack of any real worth.

Its characteristics are identical to a chinese penis. However, the chinese penis is smaller.
If you want a satisfying noodle, don't choose to consume a chinese noodle.
by dmasterlatter1 August 15, 2012
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