Money church

NOUN: A dubious religious entity that is usually out to only collect money from its followers under the guise of mysterious knowledge and secrets, often withheld with the promise that as more money is given more secrets will be revealed.

Often frequented or promoted by celebrities like a religion-of-the-month

Despite their pleas to the contrary most people think of the Church of Scientology as either a cult or a money church using mumbo jumbo to manipulate more cash out of their believers.

by Danielle Belton January 26, 2005

a god church

Jake Paul's way of saying church

"I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

by niiiiglets June 23, 2017

Ward Churchill

Ward Churchill is a social marxist who is probably more dangrous then any neo-nazi or radical white sepratist in this country because he is allowed free speach and a venue for his propaganda they are not!

Ward Churchill lied about beeing native American and demanded affrimitive action-witch is actually pretty cool more whites should try to milk a system that spits on them and lie about beeing minorties on applacations

by NLR718 July 9, 2006

God church

Some really dumb shit Jake Paul said in his latest single "It's Everyday Bro". He most likely combined the 2 because he couldn't come up with a way to make the song any worse. #LOGANG4LIFE

I just dropped some new mercy, and it's sellin like a god church

by Kobe639 June 11, 2017

church it up

To vainly try to appear cultured and refined.

Joe: My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Attendant: Don't try to church it up, boy.

by Bourbon Shocker October 14, 2004

Churcher

Someone who goes to church. It doesn't matter what religion they believe in.

Kyle goes to church every Sunday morning. He's a churcher alright.

by Kaocaine July 26, 2009

Church Whore

Predominately African American females who hang around the premises of a Church's Chicken restaurant asking teenage boys if they would like to have a "good time"

When i was at church's chicken the other day, the church whores wouldn't leave me alone.

by evil shinanigan November 3, 2008