certified country

Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.

That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!

by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021

Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook

"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"

by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021

crettin

Someone who cant spell 'cretin correctly'

Whoevers reading this is a cretin, as they spelled cretin as crettin

by TommyBosson January 29, 2021

certified.lolicon

Seggsiest Mf Alive.

Have you heard of certified.lolicon? - Yeah I have he’s pretty seggsy

by certified.lolicon March 15, 2021

Certiburger

Used to describe somebody who is definitely a burger or certified as a burger

Paul: Hey Matt did you see that guy earlier?
Matt: I sure did. He was a certiburger

by Chewsday April 16, 2021

CERT

Class Exclusionary Radical Transgender

While they do look fabulous that CERT is a rich neo-liberal.

by BobJenkins51 May 11, 2021

certifedsimpformarvel

a dumbass marvel obsessed simp who can even spell certified right.

certifedsimpformarvel is highkey dumb asf

by dirtyassleftbigtoe May 31, 2021