Cactuse

When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.

This exam is going to be so hard, I really need to cactuse!

by bsang December 13, 2010

caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor

The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry

by Jeff January 21, 2004

cactus

a formal way to call someone of the african decent black or nigga. It can also include people with the skin disease called chocolate pudding melanoma.

NIGGA! it be cactus night at KFC.. free kool aid son.

That cactus is so black that he gots a prickly cactus face.

That cactus shot my cactus in the face... I is gonna visit that cactus in the hospital

by ole dirty bastard May 17, 2006

cactus

one of the if not the best bass player on the face of the earth. Fromerly of the band Phish.

and if you could only hear cactus, cactus would this say...

by sparky October 29, 2004

Cactus Effect

The cactus effect is the feeling when you've newly shaved your balls and your sack stings your penis.

"Man, I've got a really bad cactus effect now."
"You've shaved your balls wrong!"

by D-bed December 18, 2011

cactus cunt

A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy

She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt

by chops82 December 29, 2014

Cactus crotch

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017