main cable

penis, cock, mahood (aroused)

"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

Cow Cable

An electrical type of cable decorated black and white, resembling a cow's hide

"Dude, I so want that cow cable!"

by ConorLove247 February 28, 2009

Nuclear Cameleon

n. 1)When any person tries to blend in with their surroundings (friends, social groups, hardcore niggas, ubahleet noob pwners) and just ends up destroying everything important and making themself look like a fool in this futile attempt.

2) An exploding lizard.

1) Jarrod: Dude, that bitch claims he is awesome at FPS's when in reality he sucks and justs ends up fucking everything up and getting us killed.

Joey: Yeah, that fag is a straight nuclear cameleon.

2) Steve: OMFG! THAT NUCLEAR CAMELEON IS GONNA EXPLODE!! BLEEEEH!

by BonkersFilly August 1, 2009

Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

DVI Cable

A euphemism for intense gay love betwixt two nerds

"Mitchell and Jacob are having a bit of a DVI Cable, if you know what I'm saying." "Screw you, matey."

by Mister NameMcFace June 13, 2017

dvi cable

Intense gay love betwixt two nerds

"These two are having a bit of a DVI Cable, if you know what I'm sayin'."

by Mister NameMcFace June 13, 2017

Daniel Cable

Sexy Bastard.

Look over there. It's Daniel Cable. What a sexy Bastard.

by By eck August 10, 2017