coochie cocaine

coochie so addictive its just like cacaine

putting coke on both lips of the cooch, press the lips together and inhale

cocaine laced with coochie crust

daymn that bitch has that coochie cocaine.

by Dissapointing Salad June 12, 2022

vespucci coochie

n.

a derogatory term for coochie that you never experienced before, or rather one that not only feels like it’s tailored leather straight from italy, but rather smelling as good as a splash from victoria’s secret or bath & body works; california pussy

damn....
that bitch got some vespucci coochie

by YT_BlueFro November 17, 2020

coochie captain

andrew. just andrew.

Andrew equals coochie captain. coochie Captain is andrew

by cyxnide August 12, 2022

Coochie ass

It’s when you wipe from the back to the front.

“I wiped from my ass, forward to my vagina!” “Oh that’s called coochie ass!”

by Kathryn L March 16, 2021

Fishy Coochie

A vagina that smells like a stormy day on a fishing boat in the middle of the Atlantic.

Man #1: Oh, you slept with her too?

*Daps Man 2 up*

Man #2: Yeah, bruh....was it your first time tasting tilapia?
Man #1: Nah, I've had it before! I love a fishy coochie.

by HerpieHerb69 November 18, 2022

Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

Terminal Coochie

When someone buts a nut in less than 3 seconds from dat ass being tooo phat.

That bitch had a terminal coochie

by littlecoolaidman April 21, 2021