buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit

Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)

by señor spermies September 22, 2017

buying kitkats

Actually means to fuck (Have sex with) someone

Do I have your consent to buying Kitkats?

by SomeoneEvenMoreRandom July 3, 2017

buy a stick of butter

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina

Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.

by hakym201 November 6, 2017

Drive Buy

Being driven to a store and running inside to get something quickly while the person driving waits outside and keeps the car running.

"We don't have time to get drinks! We're going to be late"
"We can just do a drive buy. Give me your card"

by MisterApplesauce November 10, 2017

best buy dating

A person who you are only planning to date for some specific purpose, I.e. to make someone else jealous, then you will ditch them when you no longer have a use for them. The term comes from people who purchase big, expensive televisions from Best Buy before their Superbowl parties, then return the televisions and get their money back.

John kept wanting to meet Luanne at the restaurant where his ex worked, making her wonder if he was just Best Buy dating her.

by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016

Best buyed

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.

"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."

by Peter The May 15, 2016

buying lines

The act of buying Powerball lines in excess with no real hope of of winning big.

Paul wasted all his paycheck buying lines for the Powerball jackpot.

by Goosebuster April 25, 2016