make a run for the border

to masturbate while eating taco bell

99 cent cheesey gordita crunches? im gonna make a run for the border

by ma jones May 20, 2004

South of the Border

VERB - A form of sex where the penetrating partner withdraws his/her penetrating device/organ/fingers, coats them in hot sauce (preferably a Mexican-made brand such as Tapatio), then reinserts. The penetrated partner then lets out a cry, along the lines of "Yaarrrrrrraaahaaa!"

A: "I just South of the Bordered this hot chick from Accounting, and she screamed like a marichi. Then she ran off like Speedy Gonzalez."
B: "That's a terrible stereotype."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007

Brober

The process of sobreing up by using bread

You need to brober up mate!

by h10g_ October 18, 2018

Broden

A super funny weird guy. But he looks like a rat.

Broden: *Tells funny joke*
E:You legit look like a rat

by Tee Hee UwU Love you December 3, 2019

Border Patrol

1). Fucking idiot standing at the border, most likely straching his sack

2). Job that requires under 70 IQ.

3). Bored people who shoot at immigrants trying to cross the border.

1). Look at Eric A. Pennino scratch his ballsack; he must be a Border Patrol Officer.

2). I'm a complete retard, I should join the Border Patrol!

3). 72 innocent men were shot today by the Border Patrol.

by Storytelling Sam September 9, 2006

borderline retarded

A religious person.

Religious people are borderline retarded. Simple as that.

by RabidCarnivorousGiraffe July 30, 2016

briderui

is rosa

"omg i love canni-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP BRIDERUI!!!!!"

by ihaterosa January 7, 2023