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Bro Season

When the weather starts getting warm, the bro sheds his winter clothing and dawns the traditional tank top of his people. Often accompanied by phrases like "sun's out, guns out" and "gym, tan, laundry", the bro is not afraid to make his presence known. As spring temperatures increase, the bro is easily spotted at bars, sporting events, parties, etc; this is a sure indication that bro season is upon us.

The tank top, shorts, flip flops, and often a backwards cap are the standard uniform for the bro. When seen in numbers above 30%, it is officially bro season.
Time to start working on our biceps and abs bro, Bro Season is coming!
by MYBROPO April 11, 2019
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bro fest

a gathering of bros in which manly things are done, such as the kicking back of brewskis and playing video games

male bonding
Dude that was a solid bro fest last night
by fireball419 August 18, 2009
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Bumble Bro

Bumble bro is a term used for pedophiles.
Dude have you seen what’s in his locker? He has to be a bumble bro!
by Jwilder197 August 20, 2021
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bro it's a prank

What you say when you've verbally or physically assaulted someone and they get mad and attack you. If you've ever had to say these 4 magical words, that means you suck monkey cock at doing pranks and probably don't even know what a prank is.
Mark continued to yell out "bro it's a prank!" as the frustrated black man attacked Mark for yelling out racial slurs at him.
by Chuds McGee March 7, 2016
mugGet the bro it's a prankmug.

Bro Code

Just to add on to the other definitions, always leave one urinal space between you and all others in the bathroom. Nobody wants to pee right next to anyone.
by Jesus the All-Knowing January 30, 2018
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homo bro

A straight guy who is good friends with a gay man (The male version of a fag hag).
Meet Andy, he is my homo bro.
by crescent_fresh November 9, 2006
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bro goddess

A mythical creature that combines bro time with a hot and sexy (usually sassy or sarcastic) package. Basically the coolest person in the world combining sex appeal and slightly toned down bro behavior. Not to be confused with a bro hoe this girl may or may not be easy depending on a male or female view of sex and number of sexual partners. Can occur when fathers aren't given sons to pass on their knowledge to. Not to be confused with a lesbian that appears manly, the bro goddess must be at least straight leaning towards bisexual is an added bonus. Can be a great wingman when hunting a threesome. Not to be confused with butch the bro goddess appears to be a demure female in everyday situations until she speaks.
That Jessie chick, on the mountian bike, chugging a beer, giving me the finger? Oh she's the bro goddess for sure.
by buriedlemons April 23, 2010
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