When the weather starts getting warm, the bro sheds his winter clothing and dawns the traditional tank top of his people. Often accompanied by phrases like "sun's out, guns out" and "gym, tan, laundry", the bro is not afraid to make his presence known. As spring temperatures increase, the bro is easily spotted at bars, sporting events, parties, etc; this is a sure indication that bro season is upon us.
The tank top, shorts, flip flops, and often a backwards cap are the standard uniform for the bro. When seen in numbers above 30%, it is officially bro season.
The tank top, shorts, flip flops, and often a backwards cap are the standard uniform for the bro. When seen in numbers above 30%, it is officially bro season.
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That Jessie chick, on the mountian bike, chugging a beer, giving me the finger? Oh she's the bro goddess for sure.
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