Brandon

a faggot with a small ass dick the size of hunter's

Brandon is such a brandon smh.

by Brandon Cart Urban November 28, 2016

Brandon

A person who is a narcissistic, big headed, asshole. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. Only does nice things as long as it benefits him. AND has a small dick.

You need to break up with him, he's a Brandon.

by phuckyew December 21, 2016

Brandon

That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.

Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon

by MrToasty November 5, 2015

Brandon

The asshole that can't say no and fucks shit up

Damn fuckin Brandon!

by Damnmamiiioch March 24, 2016

Brandon

Brandon is not shit. Period.

Fuck you Brandon.

by BLENP November 21, 2018

Brandon

The name Brandon is the most meaningful name on this earth. It means a kind, caring, and loving. It is the MOST amazing name on this earth. Anyone named Brandon WILL make you smile somehow, some way. Brandon´s are usually goofy.

Brandon makes me feel special

by anamariiiia July 30, 2017

Brandon

a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf

Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.

by uGhidfk October 20, 2018