a groan box is certainly not something sexual. It is however the instrument of ultimate ecstasy. The Accordian.
by theultimategroanboxer June 10, 2011
Get the groan boxmug. An employer's passive method for saying, "Thanks, but no thanks," when an employee gives two-weeks notice. The employee will walk in one morning to a file box on his or her desk. The box will be used by the employee to pack his or belongings before being escorted out of the building.
I gave the firm my two-weeks notice on Wednesday when I found a better job, and had every intention of working the full notice, but by Friday they had decided just to brown-box me.
by Eener3000 April 27, 2010
Get the brown-boxmug. Box syndrome is when you have a good job but decide to drink and be depressed so instead of staying at your job you decide to switch jobs every 2 months
loser unstable alcoholic
loser unstable alcoholic
by Tater85 October 8, 2018
Get the Box Syndromemug. Person one: What are you thinking about?
Person two: Nothing
Person three: (to person two) He's in The nothing box
Person two: Nothing
Person three: (to person two) He's in The nothing box
by GChMp March 8, 2019
Get the The nothing boxmug. by CarlitoSheen April 13, 2013
Get the Stress boxmug. A guy (or girl) who dates two or more women at the same time, without the women knowing about each other.
by Cheryl Mellows October 10, 2007
Get the box jugglermug. A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease.
Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc.
There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission.
Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.
Bill: "Why do you insist I wear a condom?"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
Jeff: "Because, having a spunky box will be 9000 times worse than covid-19"
by Souper Rare July 23, 2022
Get the Spunky Boxmug.