Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Dong Bong

A sex move where two people get high and one lights the other's dick and balls on fire.

"God, my balls still hurt. We did the Dong Bong last night."

by Natsfroh April 10, 2022

Bong biscuit

When you drop a Duce in your homies bong

Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph

by Dr. Professor poopie January 13, 2020

bottle bong

A bong that is made out of an empty water bottle.

Person 1: "Hey man, got any kush?"

Person 2: "Yeah, just no bong"

Person 1: "It's aight. I can make a bottle bong."

by detourious#1015 July 22, 2017

Bog Bong

The act of shitting and have a bong

Xan: Come have a bong

Caps: I can’t I’m shitting

Xan : that’s all good just have a Bog Bong

by ShelfinXans January 25, 2022

piss bong

a piss bong is just like your average bong but the twist is that you replace the water with piss. Any piss can be used.

Bro A: Hey man! Wanna take a hit?
Bro B: yo.. u need to clean that the water’s yellow..
Bro A: nah man it’s a piss bong!
Bro B: I think we need to see other people.

by pseudonym shmeudonym March 5, 2022

Bong Cough

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration

*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”

by meesandauds July 17, 2018