Blendered

Verb- The art of consuming multiple mind altering chemicals to the sensory point that all chemical effects are blending into one another, creating erratic, and chaotic cognitive thought patterning.

I was so blendered last night, i was on Jupitanus 8 with momgoat, plastic schism-free fry doing buff minus.

by Augustus Bugguts June 14, 2022

Blendered

BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?

*clicks link*

“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE

ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”

person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(

by wokeupinjapanrry July 30, 2022

bleeber

When you're fucking a turtle in the ass and it bites your dick and you start to bleed

Man I got a fucking bleeber last night. I still have the scars

by Bigblackstalenuts73 August 4, 2022

Blender Bonging

The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.

I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.

by Cool Beans McBain September 24, 2022

Bluederflueduff

A much more gramatical way of spelling a blurb instead of kfjjghjghlfkhgljdkfdakfjoi or something like that.

pronounced (ble-der-fle-duff)

oh bluederflueduff i forgot the word i was going to use

by Its_Casey March 16, 2023

Blenderista

Person who makes smoothie

I am a blenderista at a restaurant.

by TLLT November 3, 2022

Breeder Box

A (usually) large home generically designed for raising a brood of children. May separate the main bedroom and/or a den on a different floor from all the other bedrooms. Found principally in middle-class suburban neighborhoods near schools.

I'm retired now and we should downsize—the last thing I want is another breeder box!

by strangertotheground July 10, 2023